“You look like you’re sculpted,” said comedian Nikki Glaser.“You put the statue in statutory rape.” Jewel—yep, that Jewel!The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe aired on Monday night, and along with jokes about Lowe’s good looks (scathing!
—revised the lyrics to “You Were Meant for Me” to tease Lowe about the incident.
“Rob, you are such a whore, you completely forgot we hooked up before,” she sang.
“You showed me your penis, when I was just 16-ish.” You get the idea.
Lowe’s wife and their sons, who are just younger than he was when he made the tape, were in the audience as he roared with approval on stage.
Comedy Central’s Rob Lowe roast now has an air date and official roast master.
The network announced today that David Spade has signed on to lead the roast, which will tape Saturday, August 27th and air on Labor Day (Monday, September 5th) at pm.
The celebrity roastee sits on the couch, comedians and random B-listers dish out titillating insults, and viewers at home gasp, “Did they just say what I think they said?!
” So, acknowledging that I am playing a role in what is essentially a tightly scripted basic-cable drama: Did they just say what I think they said?!
“Comedy Central asked a bunch of ugly guys to make fun of a good looking guy.
Comedy Central roasts are machines designed to dole out pellets of delicious outrage to viewers and online pontificators.
The jokes were referring to events of almost 30 years ago.