I think Norwegian men are the best looking I have seen.
Surely there are obviously some who probably do but is it common to see?
I was in Norway for a few weeks and couldn't believe how many handsome men I saw.
Oh I have a that country coloured already on my world map of origin of girls I had sex with. You know, for our kids to grow up in nature and stuff.
Guy: To the village in Trøndelag I grew up in and live 30 meters away from my parents.
I really like the whale burger here, you should get that.
Norway is the greatest place in the world you know. Oh you’re that French girl who writes about Norwegians.
It was such a koselig evening we spent together don’t you think?
To me: You had a drink more than me, don’t forget to pay everything you had tonight.
All of these are true, either experienced by me or some of my female friends. Hey, no one said it was illegal to have a little imagination🙂 You can try to guess which ones I made up though, a good test to know whether you know Norwegian society well, or whether you know me well.