Do not flirt with her friends, it is callous and morally repugnant30.
It’s really ok to be slightly less good in bed than Casanova, but a basic of female anatomy is really a minimum26. If you are homosexual, don’t use her as your cover story28.
Do not approach if you have no intention to stick around3.
Just because you’re a loser and she likes you, doesn't make her desperate. Women are not that complicated, ok that’s a lie, they’re a puzzle (like a puzzle of Chubaka, very hard to solve), but you’re simple enough for the pair of you, so try to see things simply and quit acting like a penis.24.
Also just for good measure, try not to act like a ****25.
Do not play mind games and apply silly dating rules like calling after 3 days, texting an hour later, have some back bone man! If it doesn’t fit, be blunt and just say it, she won’t die from it but you better not boomerang. If your intentions are more “physically” inclined, then we know you’re going to lie through your teeth and paint a nice picture for her, just don’t over do it you mythomane! Do not punch above your weight, then when the girl settles because she’s actually nice and unmaterialistic, you suddenly feel superior and proud11.
And NO you may not break up with her by text, a facebook message or a voicemail. Counselling is free and available on the NHS and commitment-phobia is a serious condition12.
She isn’t your booty-call, not without her permission that is15. Just grow up or act your age (vague I know…reminds me of someone)17. Paying for dinner and opening doors aren't reserved for Gentlemen, they’re reserved for people with manners21.
Don’t be an emotional terrorist and don’t play with her emotions22.
If you ask her out on a date, make sure it’s clear, don’t be ambiguous and misleading, calling it coffee, catch-up or whatever other poor excuse you found4.
Be specific about time, date and place, being assertive won’t kill you5. Do not think yourself irresistible, you’re probably not.10.
Do not give her mixed messages, try to be clear on your intentions from the off, she’ll respect you for it and it just avoids a lot of agro13. Don’t lie, women are very intuitive and can smell it a mile away, and your Pinocchio nose is invisible to all but to us.19.
If you have been Two-timing, then know that you are scum14. You should read about KARMA...trust me it’ll come in handy20.