Phyllis Lapin: Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay. Pam Beesly: Some of us like the walk more than others. Andy Bernard: [about Angela] You need to set me up with her. [deleted scene] Dwight Schrute: State your business! As God as my witness *I will quit* [sniff] Kevin Malone: if this is not fixed! Oscar Martinez: Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly. Kevin Malone: I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Pam Beesly: I can't believe that's not working. Andy Bernard: Okay, well, I come from a line of WASPs so long it leads back to Moses. Michael Scott: It's 'whoever', not 'whomever'. Dwight Schrute: That isn't possible, unless you mean gonorrhea. Did you hear what she was saying to Pam the other day?
Ryan Howard: What I really want, honestly Michael, is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever. Dwight Schrute: Yes, I did, except I don't think she means it.
Angela is in a great deal of pain because of the death of her cat and she is in a kind of grieving process and it makes her say things.
Andy Bernard: So, Tuna, when we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?
Andy Bernard: They say you should never mix buisness with pleasure. Well, then explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.
Andy Bernard: [in a British accent] William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Jim Halpert: Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone.
Andy Bernard: [about Angela] I hear she's single and ready to mingle.
Pam Beesly: Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Jim Halpert: Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken. Oscar Martinez: I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.
Michael Scott: What part of "shorn't" don't you understand, Kevin? Michael Scott: You can't, because I don't care. Jim Halpert: So we had to park at a satellite parking lot [tilts head] Jim Halpert: over there. [Andy has just found out his girlfriend is a high school student] Andy Bernard: [horrified] Oh, my God!
Kevin Malone: [on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily] I will quit. Actually, 'whomever' is the formal version of the word. Andy Bernard: I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.
Andy Bernard: I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar! Andy Bernard: Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding. [Angela gives Andy an annoyed look] Andy Bernard: [singing] Ela, ela, ela.